Is Your House Making You Grumpy?

We buy houses in ANY condition. No repairs, no fees, no nonsense.

Distressed House

From Grumpy to Sold in 3 Steps

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1. Contact Us

Fill out the form or call us. Tell us about the house. It takes 5 minutes.

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2. Get An Offer

We’ll look at the details and give you a fair, all-cash offer within 24 hours.

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3. Get Paid

You pick the closing date. We hand you a check. No cleaning, no repairs.

Sell Your House As-Is

Stop worrying about that leaking roof, the peeling paint, or the bad tenants. We turn your grumpy house into happy cash.

We Buy Houses In These Situations:

🏚️ Major Repairs
📉 Foreclosure
📜 Probate / Inherited
😩 Bad Tenants
💸 Divorce
🚛 Relocation
"I was dreading fixing up my rental property. Grumpy Houses made me an offer on the spot and I walked away with a check next week."
- Mark S.

Get Your Fair Cash Offer

Fill out the form below. It's free and no obligation.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will you really buy my house in terrible condition? +

Yes. We buy houses with fire damage, mold, hoarding issues, and leaking roofs. You do not need to clean or fix a single thing.

Are there any hidden fees or commissions? +

Zero. You pay no commissions, no closing costs, and no service fees.

How fast can we close? +

We can usually close in as little as 7 days, or on your timeline. If you need 2 months to move out, that works too.

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